The Tour - Day one

Here is my house! Its the third from the left, isn't it quaint. The warden, or should I say, proprietor, showed me to my room and who I must say was an absolutely top notch fellow. He introduced me to the pet squirrels living here, taught me the tricks of the 'microwave oven' and even asked me if I had my innoculations recently, how caring indeed! Thats far more than nanny Van Patten ever did! I feel positively brimming with the electricity in the air here. In fact I've been warned against holding any metal for too long here as the sparks from the power substation, just behind the house, apparently like to jump. I guess that fishing is out of the question but I'll see how it goes.

No sightings as of yet concerning Joe Bloggs.
Though i seem to remember a young count of spain having that very same surname so I dont expect this Joe fellow to have any real acquaintence with the everyday man.


In search of another quintessentially common cliche I've been on the lookout for a collared shirt of some type and it was just my luck that a small fire broke out almost immediately after my arrival, so I did the touristy thing and took some photos, here are the Firemen putting it out. I dont think the fire had anything to do with my arrival but Camella Eton-Hogg always did say that I had a spark about me! HawHaw.


Anyway, love you and leave you all, yah
DVP